The Day My Earth Stood Still.

We all share a common bond. The silence is deafening, but the ambient whir of the cinema machinery is entrancing. Nothing but a blank screen fills this vast expanse. Are you, as I am, all here by chance? The resonating clink of my coke-in-can as i open it, matches the crunch of your chips. There in fact IS anticipation in here, as though we await something otherworldly to happen. Yes i know why we're all here. I know none of you, but I know we've all watched Man of Steel and World War Z. We have nothing else to watch. We've heard this is bad, and we're hoping that maybe this falls under 'it's so bad it's good." Will Smith after all has not disappointed us in recent memory, and neither has his son.